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The Usual Suspects Trail Animals Tee

$29.99

Color: Pepper
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Heron, goose, deer, vulture, box turtle and a Joro spider: the regulars on a lake trail before 7 AM, every one of them guilty of something.

Relaxed fit on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee. The surest way to pick a size: lay a tee you like flat, measure it, and match it below. Every shirt is printed to order, so a wrong size can't be sent back.

Measured flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit; length is the top of the shoulder to the hem.

S: 18¼ wide, 26⅝ long
M: 20¼ wide, 28 long
L: 22 wide, 29⅜ long
XL: 24 wide, 30¾ long
2XL: 26 wide, 31⅝ long
3XL: 27¾ wide, 32½ long
4XL: 29¾ wide, 33½ long

These are the maker's measurements and can be off by up to 2 inches.

More details
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

What inspired this shirt?

The same faces keep turning up on the Cherokee Trail in the first hours of the morning, and the log keeps a file on each of them:

  • Great blue heron (nine photographs on file): leaves the scene the second a camera comes out.
  • Canada goose (seven photographs on file): guards the goslings like it owns the lake.
  • White-tailed deer (20 photographs on file): stares down the witness, then walks off.
  • Turkey vulture (three photographs on file): loiters on a pine limb, waiting.
  • Eastern box turtle (three photographs on file): red eyes, no comment.
  • Joro spider (two photographs on file): builds across the trail without a permit.

The shirt is the lineup. Here it is again from the log, in the order they stand on the shirt. If you walk a lake trail early, you’ve met a few of them.

  1. A great blue heron standing tall on a fallen log over the lake, its neck drawn up and its plumes hanging, the far shore green behind it, May 19, 2024
    Great Blue Heron
    May 19, 2024, Cherokee Trail, Stone Mountain.
  2. A Canada goose standing over three downy goslings in the grass at the foot of a tree, the low sun lighting their yellow down, April 28, 2024
    Canada Goose
    April 28, 2024, Cherokee Trail, Stone Mountain.
  3. A white-tailed deer standing among mossy trunks on the leaf litter, ears up and looking straight back, a fallen log across the foreground
    White-tailed Deer
    October 11, 2026, Cherokee Trail, Stone Mountain.
  4. A turkey vulture on a thick pine limb, its bare red head tilted toward the camera
    Turkey Vulture
    January 9, 2026.
  5. An eastern box turtle on the sandy trail among fallen leaves, its domed shell marked in orange and yellow, a red eye turned to the camera, Cherokee Trail, Stone Mountain, September 20, 2026
    Eastern Box Turtle
    September 20, 2026, Cherokee Trail, Stone Mountain.
  6. A female Joro spider at the center of her web, her yellow and blue-gray banded body and long black legs striped in yellow against blurred green woods
    Joro Spider
    October 11, 2026, Cherokee Trail, Stone Mountain.

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